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It's A Siwon Thing

elf-prom15eto13elieve: It’s trolling time~! Look closely at Siwon First victim: Donghae Second victim: Yesung. But Yesung’s a turtle so nudge was all the response Third victim: Shindong Strong Siwon is strong, managed to take Shindong down Donghae tried to stop him and left Shindong lying on the ground Fourth victim: Kyuhyun Then… The Evil Maknae’s revenge! Siwon...

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When I was a kid, I didn't have a laptop, iPod,...

jaymesmcguiness: thisaintfairytalee: for real, If I didn’t go home dirty or with cuts or bruises as a kid, it wasn’t a fun day. everything is just messed up now.

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Do you want anything to drink like juice or...

how normal teens answer: how i answer: More Laughs Here

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Reblog if you're a quiet/shy person naturally but...

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That moment when someone is at your house but you...

So you sit there and do a mental voice analyses… More Laughs Here

Aug 19th

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An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...

Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son? 
Student: Yes, sir. 
Professor: So, you believe in God? 
Student: Absolutely, sir. 
Professor: Is God good? 
Student: Sure. 
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm? 
 (Student was silent) 
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good? 
Student: Yes. 
Professor: Is Satan good? 
Student: No. 
Professor: Where does Satan come from? 
Student: From.. God. 
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world? 
Student: Yes. 
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct? 
Student: Yes. 
Professor: So who created evil? 
 (Student didn’t answer) 
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they? 
Student: Yes, sir. 
Professor: So, who created them? 
 (Student had no answer) 
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God? 
Student: No, sir. 
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God. 
Student: No, sir. 
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter? 
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t. 
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him? 
Student: Yes. 
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son? 
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith. 
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has. 
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat? 
Professor: Yes. 
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold? 
Professor: Yes. 
Student: No, sir, there isn’t. 
 (The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events) 
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it. 
 (There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre) 
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness? 
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness? 
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you? 
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man? 
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed. 
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how? 
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey? 
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do. 
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir? 
 (The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going) 
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher? 
 (The class was in uproar) 
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain? 
 (The class broke out into laughter) 
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures? 
 (The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable) 
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son. 
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving! 
 The student's name was Albert Einstein. Brilliant.

Aug 9th

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love is louder than the pressure to be perfect.: i... →

shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: you are so not going to be able to sleep HAHA unless you tire yourself out from laughing xD Seriously, im so not tired anymore xD why did you make me laugh like that?! xD i’m sorry? (not...

Aug 9th

the.girl.with.a.smile.on.her.face: I think Marissa... →

shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: im not sure what i am anymore.. xD pfft. liar. you are now the trend controller. im really starting to think i am o.O high or the trend controller? -confuzzled- trand… dripping? oh gosh. that’s gross. so you’re brain is basically mush? yup yup, thats why i...

Aug 9th

love is louder than the pressure to be perfect.: i... →

shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: you are so not going to be able to sleep HAHA unless you tire yourself out from laughing xD Seriously, im so not tired anymore xD why did you make me laugh like that?! xD i’m sorry? (not really) LOL you need a...

Aug 9th

the.girl.with.a.smile.on.her.face: I think Marissa... →

shanonv: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: im not sure what i am anymore.. xD pfft. liar. you are now the trend controller. im really starting to think i am o.O high or the trend controller? -confuzzled- trand… dripping? oh gosh. that’s gross. so you’re brain is basically mush? yup yup, thats why i cant think straight...

Aug 9th

love is louder than the pressure to be perfect.: i... →

shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: you are so not going to be able to sleep HAHA unless you tire yourself out from laughing xD Seriously, im so not tired anymore xD why did you make me laugh like that?! xD i’m sorry? (not really) LOL you need a good laugh at a… ...

Aug 9th

I think Marissa is high right now...

shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: im not sure what i am anymore.. xD pfft. liar. you are now the trend controller. im really starting to think i am o.O high or the trend controller? -confuzzled- trand controller xD or both, whatever you want me to be xD LOLZ kkz Marissa is the high trend controller… that can be read in two...

Aug 9th

love is louder than the pressure to be perfect.: i... →

shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: you are so not going to be able to sleep HAHA unless you tire yourself out from laughing xD Seriously, im so not tired anymore xD why did you make me laugh like that?! xD i’m sorry? (not really) LOL you need a good laugh at a… they really like torturing...

Aug 9th

I think Marissa is high right now...

shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: im not sure what i am anymore.. xD pfft. liar. you are now the trend controller. im really starting to think i am o.O high or the trend controller? -confuzzled- trand controller xD or both, whatever you want me to be xD LOLZ kkz Marissa is the high trend controller… that can be read in two different ways… LMAO im...

Aug 9th

I think Marissa is high right now...

shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: im not sure what i am anymore.. xD pfft. liar. you are now the trend controller. im really starting to think i am o.O high or the trend controller? -confuzzled- trand controller xD or both, whatever you want me to be xD

Aug 9th

love is louder than the pressure to be perfect.: i... →

shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: you are so not going to be able to sleep HAHA unless you tire yourself out from laughing xD Seriously, im so not tired anymore xD why did you make me laugh like that?! xD i’m sorry? (not really) LOL you need a good laugh at a… they really like torturing me dont they? Are you...

Aug 9th

I think Marissa is high right now...

shanonv: xmarissa: im not sure what i am anymore.. xD pfft. liar. you are now the trend controller. im really starting to think i am o.O

Aug 9th

I think Marissa is high right now...

im not sure what i am anymore.. xD

Aug 9th

love is louder than the pressure to be perfect.: i... →

shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: you are so not going to be able to sleep HAHA unless you tire yourself out from laughing xD Seriously, im so not tired anymore xD why did you make me laugh like that?! xD i’m sorry? (not really) LOL you need a good laugh at a… they really like torturing me dont they? Are you happy now twimore...

Aug 9th

love is louder than the pressure to be perfect.: i... →

shanonv: xmarissa: xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: you are so not going to be able to sleep HAHA unless you tire yourself out from laughing xD Seriously, im so not tired anymore xD why did you make me laugh like that?! xD i’m sorry? (not really) LOL you need a good laugh at a… they really like torturing me dont they? Are you happy now twimore gods?! IS THIS THE REALITY...

Aug 9th

love is louder than the pressure to be perfect.: i... →

xmarissa: shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: you are so not going to be able to sleep HAHA unless you tire yourself out from laughing xD Seriously, im so not tired anymore xD why did you make me laugh like that?! xD i’m sorry? (not really) LOL you need a good laugh at a… they really like torturing me dont they? Are you happy now twimore gods?! IS THIS THE REALITY YOU WANTED TWIMORE...

Aug 9th

i like slurping carlisle's blood twice ^^

shanonv: xmarissa: shanonv: you are so not going to be able to sleep HAHA unless you tire yourself out from laughing xD Seriously, im so not tired anymore xD why did you make me laugh like that?! xD i’m sorry? (not really) LOL you need a good laugh at a ridiculous time in the morning at a ridiculous time in the morning you should be asleep not trying to not laugh out loud because...

Aug 9th

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i like slurping carlisle's blood twice ^^

shanonv: you are so not going to be able to sleep HAHA unless you tire yourself out from laughing xD Seriously, im so not tired anymore xD why did you make me laugh like that?! xD

Aug 9th

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i like slurping carlisle's blood twice ^^

Aug 9th

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Marissa is gonna dream about drinking Carlisle's...

shanonv: LMFAO. HAHAHAHAHA. TWIMORE IS HILARIOUS. I’M DYING. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU STAY UP FOR THIS LONG MISSY.

Aug 9th

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